September 2009
49 posts
KALOKOHAN NG MGA MAGULANG
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Late na umuwi ang anak galing sa kung saan…. MAGULANG: P*#&^&$@ bata ka!!! Saang lupalop ka nanaman nanggaling!? ANAK: (Tahimik. Nanginginig sa takot) MAGULANG: Ano? Ha! Sumagot ka! Kinakausap kita! saan ka galing at gabing gabi ka na umuwi?! ANAK: Ano pppo.. s-sa ano po… MAGULANG: Saan! Magsalita ka!!! ANAK: Galing po akong debut ng kaklase ko. Hindi nyo naman po ako...
101 Ways To Tell If You're a Filipino
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yopaula:
You point with your lips.
You eat using hands and you have it down to a technique.
Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You nod upwards to greet someone.
You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbow on your knee while eating.
You think that half-hatched duck eggs are a delicacy.
You have to kiss your relative on the cheek as soon as you...
Virus Alert!
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The Gloria Arroyo Virus: Despite several attempts to remove it, it stays in your computer
The Joseph Estrada Virus: You end your computer session and it keeps coming back
The Mar Roxas Virus: Your computer automatically sends an email that curses the receiver
The Manny Villar Virus: When it infects the system, it doubles and then inserts itself as an email...
Words of Wisdom ala Bob Ong
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jayveejayvee:
lovepassionfury:
Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, huwag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka niya.
Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wan-tu-sawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.
Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal...
Kung di magtitino sa eskwela, ito ang mangyayari:
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ENGINEERING -(panday)
MIDWIFERY - (kumadrona)
EDUCATION - (tambay)
CRIMINOLOGY - (tanod)
PMA - (rebelde)
MEDICINE - (albularyo)
IT - (bantay ng net cafe)
ACCOUNTANCY - (tindera)
FINE ARTS - (pintor ng pader)
PSYCHOLOGY - (manghuhula)
TOURISM - (driver)
MASSCOM - (bugaw)
NURSING - (maid, caregiver)
MEDTECH - (drug pusher)
HRM - (waiter)
Hahaha :))
